Chocolate Chip Cookie Box

Get ready to host a full-on 3-day pass EDM party in your mouth, when you take your first bite of the pure bliss packed into my exquisite "Baker's" Dozen Chocolate Chip Cookie Box.

When I say these cookies slap, I mean they could get signed by Dana White's Power Slap organization and take home the weight class championship.  The ooey-gooey goodness in each bite will drop a Mike Tyson-sized slap on your taste buds, leaving you dazed and utterly speechless. Take these bad boys to the dome (no one's judging) or let your loved ones catch a slap or two as well! The "Baker's" Dozen Chocolate Chip Cookie Box is going to provide an unforgettable and indulgent one-way ticket to the heart of Cookieland. Brace yourself for that first delectable and memorable bite, cuz you'll be thinking about it when you're old and grey.

All Jokes Aside:
Please be advised that my chocolate chip cookies are baked in a kitchen that also processes nuts, shellfish, and other potential allergens. While I take precautions to minimize cross-contamination, I cannot guarantee that our cookies are free from trace amounts of these ingredients. If you or someone consuming these cookies has a food allergy, please exercise caution and consult with a healthcare professional before consumption.

Gluten Information:
My chocolate chip cookies are NOT gluten-free! Due to potential cross-contamination issues in my kitchen, I do not offer gluten-free options at this time. If you have gluten sensitivities or celiac disease, I'd recommend refraining from purchasing my cookies.